Oh hey, look. It’s Moriarty Day.
Let me just start off by…
Now let the Moriarty Dashboard Spamming commence.
See a black trash bag on the side of the road
Average person’s thought process: It’s trash
Criminal Mind’s viewer: Someone’s dumped a body
Cracks me up...
Spike (as Rachel): How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of the night thing?
Spike (as Angel): No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
(Rachel reaches to touch Angel's hair)
Spike (as Angel): No, not the hair. Never the hair.
Spike (as Rachel): But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
Spike (as Angel): No, helping those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough
Spike (as Rachel): I understand. I have a nephew who's gay...
Spike (as Angel): Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.
